Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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