whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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