- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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