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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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