Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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