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Women's Soccer.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

mental kid

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Mooses

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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