- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mom.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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