- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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