- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

T u r n i p s

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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