Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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