- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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