- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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