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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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