Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Manchester City

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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