Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

nolan is gay

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Anti Joke

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