- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Your big dick.

drugs.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What are annoying? Ads.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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