- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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