what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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