That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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