What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Antijokes...

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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