what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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nothing

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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