- Anti Joke

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Racial equality.