- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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