- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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