- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I am quite mature.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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