- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Psychics.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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