- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

No it doesnt..

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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