Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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The FCC

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Major League Soccer

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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