- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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