- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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