- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is green and slow Grass.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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