- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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