What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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