What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How about that airline food?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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