- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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