- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.