- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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