- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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