- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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