- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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