- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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