How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Mogok Papiti.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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