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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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