- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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