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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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