why does the man appear fat he is

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

John Cena

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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