- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Poker face

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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