- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

fish fishy caoimhin

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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