- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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