Lil Wayne

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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