A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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