- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Chuck Norris.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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