- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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