- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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