Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

The Big Band Theory

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Justin Bieber.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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