- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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