- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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