- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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