catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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