The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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