- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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