What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Niall Horan

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

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