- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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