- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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