What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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