james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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