Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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