What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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