- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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