- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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