What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

My spelling is horrible

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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