- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sex life.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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