- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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