Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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