- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Ms Leong Sux

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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