- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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