- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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