- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What is older than history?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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