What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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