- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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