- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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