What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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