Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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gay pom...

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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