A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Pickles are moist.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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