- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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