Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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