- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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