- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Do you know the muffin man? No

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Manchester City

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I'm homeless.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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