I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Cancer.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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