- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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