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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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