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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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