- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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