Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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10inch nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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