- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Flowers are colors Love me

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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