Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Everybody will die

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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