- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

You should read the Terms of Service.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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