Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

whats up and also down? your mum

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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