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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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