- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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