Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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I'm HIV positive.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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