Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Is maynaise an instrument?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Women's rights

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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