- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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