Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What is 9+10? 19

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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