Amanda Knox walks home free.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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