- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike