- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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