- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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