- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

miha kako si?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Sex

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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