A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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