- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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