- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

star wars kid

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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