I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

kennah campion when she talks

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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