- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

my egg roll

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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