- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

[Set up] [No punch line]

Justin Bieber.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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