Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

knock knock? come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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