- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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