Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Wolfjob.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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10inch nice

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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