Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Your mother is average.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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