Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Pickle

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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