- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

get in the car.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Everybody will die

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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