- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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