- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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