- Anti Joke

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks