- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

knock knock? come in

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Penis

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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