- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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