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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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