What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

I enjoy Popcorn

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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