Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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