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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Justin beiber's penis

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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