- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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