what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What does? 42

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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