- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why can't jokes spit?

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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