- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Anthony sucks

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