- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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