Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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