- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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