- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Women's rights

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Nickelback.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Jack Stevens

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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