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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH