Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

will you like this joke my sources say no

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What is black and has no education A tire.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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