What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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