My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Guest what in the butt

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Anti Joke

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