- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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