- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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