- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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