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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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