- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??