Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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