- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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