- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Potassium? K.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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