What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock knock. Its open.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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