So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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