- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

women's rights

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

i like turtles

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