- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I literally died laughing

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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