What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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women's rights.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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FUCK YOU

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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America

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A man died.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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