Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Women's Rights

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Katy Perry

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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