- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

your face

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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