- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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