- Anti Joke

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.