Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Bob Saget

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Boob

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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