A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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