- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

identical jokes get different votes.

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