- Anti Joke

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.