- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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